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- MR. GONE NARRATES:
Most of us inhabit at least

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two worlds...the real world,
where we're at the mercy of

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circumstance, and the world
within, the unconscious,

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a safe place where we can
escape.

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The Maxx shifts between these
worlds...against his will.

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Here, homeless, he lives
in a box in an alley.

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The only one who really cares
for him is Julie Winters,

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a freelance social worker.

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But in Pangaea, the other world,
he rules the Outback

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and is the protector of Julie,
his Jungle Queen.

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- There, he cares for her.

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But he always ends up
back in the real world.

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And me, old Mr. Gone...

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Only I can see that
the secret which unites them

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could destroy them.

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I could be helpful.

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Ah, screw it!

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I think I'll have some fun
with them, first.

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Great.

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Three whole weeks of salads,
fruit and yogurt and I've gained

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five pounds.

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Oh, poop, screw it.

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Maybe there's something
in the fridge...something nice.

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* I'm in love
* With the school bus driver

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- BOY NARRATES:
Nothing ever happens to me.

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I mean, I get up, I go to
summer school for stupid

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algebra, I work on my car.

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Nothing.

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Now I'm late for this CPR class.

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I've gotta stop for gas
that's about a thousand

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degrees out.

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That's nothing special.

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I just wish something weird
would happen.

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- It would really shake
my life up.

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Not like what happened to
Glorie, of course.

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I went to see her at the
hospital a couple of days ago.

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It was kinda gross.

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She's all bandaged up and can't
talk good.

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It made me feel bad.

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She said they think they can
save her fingers.

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My Dad says it happened because
she was a tramp.

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I think he's full of it.

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Things just happen, is all.

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But not to me.

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Hm, that's funny.

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Huh?

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I never noticed that.

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Weird.

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If I was to tug on this thing
really hard...

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- GONE and MAXX:

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- Oh, I get it.

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It's that guy's cape.

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I was afraid I broke it.

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Of course, now I've got two
big guys fighting on the hood

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of my car.

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- Give it up, Br'er Lappin.

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You know Julie Winters
is the one I want.

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She's...

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...the strong one.

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The one who pulls at your
strings.

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- What are you talking about?

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And who the hell are you?

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- You really don't remember
anything important, do you,

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Br'er Lappin.

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I'm Mr. Gone, a student
of the mystic arts.

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Unfortunately, an untalented
student or I wouldn't have to

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keep shooting fools like you.

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- Hey, put that down
or I'll...

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- Now surrender, hopping boy,
or this charming young chippy

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is added to my score.

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You killed my hostage.

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You killed my hostage!

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You killed my hostage!!!

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- Ouch.

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- Never do that again.

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Brother, nothing's easy.

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Don't you lovely ladies have
something you could be doing

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right now?

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- I believe, at this moment,
you are late for a date

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with destiny.

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- Get out of this car at once
and finish him!

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- I, on the other hand,
have a date with an angel.

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- That was really smart how you
realized that was my CPR dummy

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in the back of my car.

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Uh, you did realize that was
my CPR dummy, right, Mister?

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Right?

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- Uh, dummy.

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Uh, right.

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- Well, it was nice
meeting you.

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- MAXX:

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- He didn't say anything,
but then he was pretty busy.

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- MAXX:

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- I guess he's the sort of guy
things happen to all the time.

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- MAXX:

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Too...many.

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Can't fight them all...

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Blacking out...

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Lost too much...

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Blood...

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Pain.

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Must find...

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Julie...ah...

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Aha.

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There, that should do nicely.

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After all, we don't want the
locals seeing Grannies clipped

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to trash bins by their teeth,
now do we.

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- Escaped!

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Ah, feels good to run and leap
again, to feel the soft loam

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under my heels, to know that
I am King in this savage place.

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But even a King must have his
Jungle Queen.

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If I can just find her,
then everything will be

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all right.

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There she is...but changed.

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- Bad doll.

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- Even her voice is different.

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- This is a bad doll.

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It keeps telling me things
I don't want to hear.

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- What has happened to her?

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- And if this bad doll doesn't
shut up, I'm going to brush

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its hair right out!

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- I ran into your friend Maxx
today, Julie.

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He still hasn't got a clue that
you're the key to all this.

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I killed him of course.

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Shot him and locked him in
a dumpster with a handful

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of dark Isz.

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- They turn meat-eaters
when you bring them over.

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Did you know that?

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Life is good.

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- These little Iszes are pretty
interesting.

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Did you know that to humans
they they appear as whatever

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you dress them as?

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That's why I set up shop
in the old costume warehouse.

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Pretty clever, huh?

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Of course, the Bulldog Jar
Rubber Factory upstairs

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still smells of decaying rubber.

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But I think that just adds
to the ambiance, don't you?

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Not that you're in any position
to complain.

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In fact, I can do anything
to you I want.

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- Oh, please.

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Let me guess.

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I'm supposed to be dressed as
every cheerleader and Prom Queen

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who ever turned you down
for a date, and as I beg and

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whimper, you finally achieve
some sort of tawdry sexual

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revenge.

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Well, so much for that plan.

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- Shut up!!

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Now, where was I?

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Oh, yes, Plan 2.

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- Is all this baroque posturing
supposed to scare me?

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I mean, sure you can kill me,
but so can every crackhead

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on my block.

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A tooth from one of those little
monsters he keeps around.

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Hm, must be sharp.

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- Trust me, you will fear me.

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- I doubt it.

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You don't have a clue
who I am.

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- You think I don't know you.

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I've stalked you.

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- So, you see me as some
Little Miss Perfect to be

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seduced and disposed of.

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Actually, I'm pretty flawed,
you know.

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I've got a fat stomach and
chafe marks where my jeans

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cut in, bad breath from
eating the wrong stuff,

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and my underarms are stubbly.

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You, however, have a problem
with women.

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- How perceptive.

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Did you figure that one out when
I kidnapped you or when I tied

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you up with leather straps?

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Of course, I've got a problem
with women!!

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Everyone has a problem with
women because women taunt

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and tease, because they are
attractive and they punish you

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for being attracted.

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You claim to be a pro-sex
feminist, but would a feminist

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of any stripe be so deliberately
risk taking?

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You dropped out of college,
set up this freelance social

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work of yours, started bailing
people out of jail, trying to

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reform them, surrounded by
dangerous, desperate men,

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and look where it's gotten you.

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- So, it's my fault.

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- I'm not the one who has
underwear outside her clothes.

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- This has nothing to do with
the clothes I wear.

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You broke into my house
and kidnapped me.

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You're twisted as a corkscrew
and looking to find someone...

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women, feminism, me...
to blame it on.

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Quit whining like a broken doll
and get on with it.

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- Are you sure that's
what you want?

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I can tell you things,
Julie Winters...things you've

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tried to forget, things about
me, yourself, even the Maxx.

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This whole elaborate fiction
you've built up to protect

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yourself from the truth.

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Do you remember Spirit Animals,
Julie?

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Do you remember?

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Do you remember where you were?

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- This guy is telling me things
I don't want to hear.

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- What it looked like.

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- And if it doesn't shut up
I'm going to brush its head...

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- You were never able to accept
the other plain, Julie,

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never able to...

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- ...if this doll doesn't
shut up.

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- Instead, you hide in this
fantasy.

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- I'm gonna brush and brush
until I brush off its...

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- It's all in your...
- Head.

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- I awoke from the daydream of
the wild place and teeth were at

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my throat, so I awoke and slew.

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But Julie is still kidnapped
and the Jungle Queen is insane.

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I didn't protect either of them.

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- I failed.

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- I wish it was time for
"Cheers," but it's not.

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It's time for vengeance.

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- MAN: Safe home, dear friends,
and come again, to behold the

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mysteries of MTV's "Oddities."